"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95)
10/18/2014 at 15:25 • Filed to: Polandball
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"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95)
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Axial
> Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/18/2014 at 15:50 |
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Surrendered to the USA in 1786.
WHERE'S YOUR BLACK SHEET, HMMM?
I actually don't like France getting picked on so much for WWII, especially after they kicked so much ass in the previous conflict. They tried a new defensive strategy after that war (lol, a wall), and it failed; can happen to any country. They still formed a resistance or found other ways to fight after the government was taken over.
Manuél Ferrari
> Axial
10/18/2014 at 15:59 |
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The mega wall was fascinating. They put so much effort and money into that wall. Worst military strategy decision ever, haha
Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
> Manuél Ferrari
10/18/2014 at 16:06 |
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They didn't really count on Panzer IIIs and IVs plowing through the Ardennes
Cé hé sin
> Axial
10/18/2014 at 16:08 |
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Surrendered to the US who were helped by. ... France.
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Axial
> Cé hé sin
10/18/2014 at 16:30 |
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Only makes the irony more delicious, no?
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Axial
> Manuél Ferrari
10/18/2014 at 16:32 |
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Yeah, not building the Maginot wall through the Ardennes was a major "oops" moment, but even then it is unlikely that any single section could withstand getting focused on. The thing was already under-manned and under-equipped.
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Manuél Ferrari
> Axial
10/18/2014 at 16:56 |
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they probably would've built it through that forest but they only work 30 hours a week there was no time ;)
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Manuél Ferrari
> Biggus Dickus (RevsBro)
10/18/2014 at 16:58 |
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The damn German engineering got them, haha
thebigbossyboss
> Axial
10/18/2014 at 18:07 |
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The first rule of french warfare is : "France only wins wars when not led by a frenchman". The 2nd rule of french warfare is "France is victorious when they get america and other countries to do most of the fighting for them."
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thebigbossyboss
> Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
10/18/2014 at 18:12 |
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""Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without an accordion. All you do is leave behind a lot of noisy baggage."
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Axial
> thebigbossyboss
10/18/2014 at 20:59 |
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Funny, the French did most of the fighting while the British got slaughtered wholesale and failed their objectives for the first three years of the First World War. :p